Point.Blank.Period.

Pharell is IT. True Story.

-Totally in love Cheryl

SWEET JESUS!!!

Do I really need to say anything else?

-Totally gob smacked Cheryl

Hold on I need a minute.

...He's gone and slapped the wit right of me. 

I need a few...uh...days after this one. This makes me want to go right back home to England but then I remember that he moved to America, SCORE for my green card holding ass.

He can bend it on me any day of the damn week. 

-Cheryl

It's a start.

Introducing Cheryl Acolatse. Mr. Coleman has been kind enough to allow me to write on this fabulosity of all fabulosity's so I'll do my part and bring the ish to you readers. There's too much of me in this world to limit myself to a simple introduction so stick with me and it'll all come to you. I'm all that you need to know, all that has been and all that will be and most importantly I am Pharrell Williams' and that chair he is sitting on (designed by the Star Trak mogul himself). I'll try not to overload you all, I am a writer at heart and find it so hard to stop my fingers from typing. 

Hallelujah praise the lord and bring me the sexy! Acolatse is in the building. 

The LCD of it all just makes me tingly all over. If he created this sober lord knows he need not smoke cause this is some ISH. Some 'sexy omg I'll have that in my dining room in the future' ish but some ISH none the less. Thank you and Amen. 

- 3dotAcolatse 

So what did you EAT today Rhayne?!

Ha! (Regina voice from Steve Harvey) BAM! That's right friend...had our favorite ish today :) Felt kind of bad eating it without you.

Then I started watching Tyra coon ass. The episode where Ya-Ya disrespected the Japanese.

Ugh, by the time I was finish laughing at Ya-Ya's nonchalant behavior (with her BAD skin) the itis caught up to me.


Plus...I TOLD YOU HE WENT TO GA STATE! That's another...BAM!

Good Morning,
strangefruit