If I could have some of these please and thank you.

Strike me down and spritz me with holy water!

That's all I really need to say on these niggers, everything is just too sexy right now. For really real.

Check out their respective MySpace's. These pretty head about boys are doing some big things around here.

J-Lie (gifts from the flat iron gods)
La Ron (the sex standing up)

- All up in these MNDFRM niggers Cheryl.

Hold on I need a minute.

...He's gone and slapped the wit right of me. 

I need a few...uh...days after this one. This makes me want to go right back home to England but then I remember that he moved to America, SCORE for my green card holding ass.

He can bend it on me any day of the damn week. 

-Cheryl

Just to let you into the know.

If you didn't know...now you know.

Gaymon = The boss bitch.

And my mother fucking hero. 

P.S.- The cover is way old news but I just thought I should refresh you all on the beauty, grace and POWER that is Andre J. 

Well ain't that about a quarter nickel.

I have to say something before I have a titty attack about the sexiness of this man in this here video.

I believed...

I firmly believed...

I firmly believed that Lloyd looked like Osama Bin Laden. I would swear it up and down and spit on anyone who dared call the little bastard sexy but god damn it this boy has HAIR. Now if you don't know how much of a sucker I am for some nice looking maybe weave locks now you know.

Did you see how shiny and gorgeous is hair was? Did you see how it was flowing? Listen I don't care about the song point blank period but he can run those locks all over my life!!!!

I am telling you that if I ever run into this man with no braids...

IT.IS.OVER.

Thank you and goodnight.

-Cheryl.

It's a start.

Introducing Cheryl Acolatse. Mr. Coleman has been kind enough to allow me to write on this fabulosity of all fabulosity's so I'll do my part and bring the ish to you readers. There's too much of me in this world to limit myself to a simple introduction so stick with me and it'll all come to you. I'm all that you need to know, all that has been and all that will be and most importantly I am Pharrell Williams' and that chair he is sitting on (designed by the Star Trak mogul himself). I'll try not to overload you all, I am a writer at heart and find it so hard to stop my fingers from typing. 

Hallelujah praise the lord and bring me the sexy! Acolatse is in the building. 

The LCD of it all just makes me tingly all over. If he created this sober lord knows he need not smoke cause this is some ISH. Some 'sexy omg I'll have that in my dining room in the future' ish but some ISH none the less. Thank you and Amen. 

- 3dotAcolatse