There are no words.

I'm just gonna do this quickly because my heart can't handle focusing on this for too long.

Pharrell.

Impregnated.

Model.

Bitch.

Baby.

Coming.

SOON.

Pregnant.

NOT ME.

And now I'm going to do one of the following;

A. Cry myself to sleep or a grave.
B. Starve myself into a coma or a grave.
C. Create a terrorist organization.
D. Try and find the remaining pieces of my shattered heart and soul.

-Slowly dying on the inside Cheryl.

Point.Blank.Period.

Pharell is IT. True Story.

-Totally in love Cheryl

And here I thought I was done for the day.

You all already understand how I feel about Pharrell Williams and anything he touches and or defecates on. 

Madonna is freaking me out though I won't even lie. Where did all her freshness come from? This bitch is OLD. 

Get that paper boo boo. 

Hustle and respect it. 

-Cheryl

N*E*R*D - Seeing Sounds

WARNING: Purchasing and subsequently listening to this album may cause numerous heart palpitations and a possible stroke. 

It is that damn good.

N.E.R.D. has come a long way from their first two albums, it's almost as if they have evolved. Their new sounds still stick close to home with it mind evoking lyrics and raspy erotic undertones but the sound has become so much more than it was. 

It's the future, it shows how much all of them have grown, changed and adapted to the new age. 

But then again this IS Pharrell Williams we're talking about if there is anything that can remain eternally amazing and sellable it certainly is him. 

June 10th ladies and gentleman. 

If you don't hear from me after that date you know what happened. 

- Cheryl

It's a start.

Introducing Cheryl Acolatse. Mr. Coleman has been kind enough to allow me to write on this fabulosity of all fabulosity's so I'll do my part and bring the ish to you readers. There's too much of me in this world to limit myself to a simple introduction so stick with me and it'll all come to you. I'm all that you need to know, all that has been and all that will be and most importantly I am Pharrell Williams' and that chair he is sitting on (designed by the Star Trak mogul himself). I'll try not to overload you all, I am a writer at heart and find it so hard to stop my fingers from typing. 

Hallelujah praise the lord and bring me the sexy! Acolatse is in the building. 

The LCD of it all just makes me tingly all over. If he created this sober lord knows he need not smoke cause this is some ISH. Some 'sexy omg I'll have that in my dining room in the future' ish but some ISH none the less. Thank you and Amen. 

- 3dotAcolatse