Just a friendly reminder...

Professional Mannequin will make an appearance at Art Nouveau Presents "The Art Of Strange" July 31st- this up coming Thursday. So come out, tell your friends to bring their friends...

See you there.

There are no words.

I'm just gonna do this quickly because my heart can't handle focusing on this for too long.

Pharrell.

Impregnated.

Model.

Bitch.

Baby.

Coming.

SOON.

Pregnant.

NOT ME.

And now I'm going to do one of the following;

A. Cry myself to sleep or a grave.
B. Starve myself into a coma or a grave.
C. Create a terrorist organization.
D. Try and find the remaining pieces of my shattered heart and soul.

-Slowly dying on the inside Cheryl.

If I could have some of these please and thank you.

Strike me down and spritz me with holy water!

That's all I really need to say on these niggers, everything is just too sexy right now. For really real.

Check out their respective MySpace's. These pretty head about boys are doing some big things around here.

J-Lie (gifts from the flat iron gods)
La Ron (the sex standing up)

- All up in these MNDFRM niggers Cheryl.

Point.Blank.Period.

Pharell is IT. True Story.

-Totally in love Cheryl

SWEET JESUS!!!

Do I really need to say anything else?

-Totally gob smacked Cheryl

Introducing...

Santo - mother fucking -gold (please excuse the mother fucking) this girl right here is all kinds of fresh and new and I'm sure you'll agree. Her debut album is pretty much up there with Seeing Sounds.

Enjoy darlings!

I'd have his kids.

"It's ugly, it's yellow, it doesn't match anything but it can save your life" 

What a fierce bitch. 

And in case you've been living in a cave since you were born this man is the one and only Karl Lagerfeld, the creative genius behind Chanel (and secretly everything else).

Hold on I need a minute.

...He's gone and slapped the wit right of me. 

I need a few...uh...days after this one. This makes me want to go right back home to England but then I remember that he moved to America, SCORE for my green card holding ass.

He can bend it on me any day of the damn week. 

-Cheryl

Pretty Pretty Pretty Girl

Am I terrible for feeling the hell out of this song? It's not my fault that I'm a pretty pretty pretty pretty girl. And home boy is fine as hell, ooooooo you know me and that hair. Me and that haaair. Lord Jesus. His name is Jarvis. And he is a gift sent by the flat iron gods.



-Cheryl

Wayne spitting track on selling on his Album!

I'm sure you know about now how Lil Wayne album did by now but, if you don't listen to this track telling you!!http://www.mediafire.com/?lv4ndf3tnik

-Jacob?! *The Bemused One*

Jesus take the wheel!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD have mercy on his soul.

-Cheryl

So much love in those eyes.

This is how I feel right now. 

-Cheryl

EXCLUSIVE!

Missy Elliot is ready to drop another creative album entitled "Block Party" with some song tracks like "Milk and Cookies"(Which I'm sure you'll like this track Mr.Coleman) smh.,Hip Hop Don't Die and "Best Best" which is her new single! Missy will also release a promotional album in mid-summer, "Fanomenal," which was titled by fans in an online vote and will include exclusive tracks and videos. And, in keeping with the new album title's theme, Elliott will host a couple of block parties around the July 4 and Labor Day weekends. Be on the look out you may be invited!


-Jacob *The Bemused One?!*

I'm buying a one way ticket.

Obama's BABY MAMA?

Last time I mother fucking checked she was his WIFE.

This race is showing some colors that I'm not very compatible with. Now I have always been a level headed girl, especially when it came to politics, I don't pick sides, I don't point fingers I sit my green card holding non voting ass down in hopes I don't get deported but THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE...

Is some shystie bullshit.

And don't you dare tell me I am blowing this out of proportion because that is the most degrading, derogatory and incredibly demeaning term to use in reference to her.

I don't know about you but it speaks a whole lot to me.

Fox News need to get correct. First the 'terror fist jab' and now this bullshit?

Somebody needs to get bitch slapped.

I love America, I love living here, I love all the cheap shit but trust I'm moving when I'm done with school.

And don't get on my back about that statement cause I've been saying that shit for years.

Mother fucking baby mama.

Just to let you into the know.

If you didn't know...now you know.

Gaymon = The boss bitch.

And my mother fucking hero. 

P.S.- The cover is way old news but I just thought I should refresh you all on the beauty, grace and POWER that is Andre J. 

Losin' It

I love this song, I won't even lie to you. I'm feeling the Caribbean almost Niger feel of it ya get me? I mean that just could be the African in me wanting to jump up and dance around the tribal fire cause hey I am so politically incorrect like that but never the less...These niggers is UGLY.

They are set for Halloween. For LYFE.

No but for real though, they have talent and shit, I peeped a couple of their other songs and found out that they've been writing songs for the stars forever and a day.

Let's see how long this limelight lasts with their faces, If I were Akon (they're on the Konvict label) I would be beating them back into their cages. 

Lord forgive me for telling the truth. 

Looking at them makes me wanna get some holy water and start speaking in tongues. 

The definition of TALENT.

If this doesn't put some sugar and sunshine in your life I don't know what will.