Introducing...

Santo - mother fucking -gold (please excuse the mother fucking) this girl right here is all kinds of fresh and new and I'm sure you'll agree. Her debut album is pretty much up there with Seeing Sounds.

Enjoy darlings!

I'd have his kids.

"It's ugly, it's yellow, it doesn't match anything but it can save your life" 

What a fierce bitch. 

And in case you've been living in a cave since you were born this man is the one and only Karl Lagerfeld, the creative genius behind Chanel (and secretly everything else).

Hold on I need a minute.

...He's gone and slapped the wit right of me. 

I need a few...uh...days after this one. This makes me want to go right back home to England but then I remember that he moved to America, SCORE for my green card holding ass.

He can bend it on me any day of the damn week. 

-Cheryl

Pretty Pretty Pretty Girl

Am I terrible for feeling the hell out of this song? It's not my fault that I'm a pretty pretty pretty pretty girl. And home boy is fine as hell, ooooooo you know me and that hair. Me and that haaair. Lord Jesus. His name is Jarvis. And he is a gift sent by the flat iron gods.



-Cheryl

Wayne spitting track on selling on his Album!

I'm sure you know about now how Lil Wayne album did by now but, if you don't listen to this track telling you!!http://www.mediafire.com/?lv4ndf3tnik

-Jacob?! *The Bemused One*

Jesus take the wheel!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD have mercy on his soul.

-Cheryl

So much love in those eyes.

This is how I feel right now. 

-Cheryl

EXCLUSIVE!

Missy Elliot is ready to drop another creative album entitled "Block Party" with some song tracks like "Milk and Cookies"(Which I'm sure you'll like this track Mr.Coleman) smh.,Hip Hop Don't Die and "Best Best" which is her new single! Missy will also release a promotional album in mid-summer, "Fanomenal," which was titled by fans in an online vote and will include exclusive tracks and videos. And, in keeping with the new album title's theme, Elliott will host a couple of block parties around the July 4 and Labor Day weekends. Be on the look out you may be invited!


-Jacob *The Bemused One?!*

I'm buying a one way ticket.

Obama's BABY MAMA?

Last time I mother fucking checked she was his WIFE.

This race is showing some colors that I'm not very compatible with. Now I have always been a level headed girl, especially when it came to politics, I don't pick sides, I don't point fingers I sit my green card holding non voting ass down in hopes I don't get deported but THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE...

Is some shystie bullshit.

And don't you dare tell me I am blowing this out of proportion because that is the most degrading, derogatory and incredibly demeaning term to use in reference to her.

I don't know about you but it speaks a whole lot to me.

Fox News need to get correct. First the 'terror fist jab' and now this bullshit?

Somebody needs to get bitch slapped.

I love America, I love living here, I love all the cheap shit but trust I'm moving when I'm done with school.

And don't get on my back about that statement cause I've been saying that shit for years.

Mother fucking baby mama.

Just to let you into the know.

If you didn't know...now you know.

Gaymon = The boss bitch.

And my mother fucking hero. 

P.S.- The cover is way old news but I just thought I should refresh you all on the beauty, grace and POWER that is Andre J. 

Losin' It

I love this song, I won't even lie to you. I'm feeling the Caribbean almost Niger feel of it ya get me? I mean that just could be the African in me wanting to jump up and dance around the tribal fire cause hey I am so politically incorrect like that but never the less...These niggers is UGLY.

They are set for Halloween. For LYFE.

No but for real though, they have talent and shit, I peeped a couple of their other songs and found out that they've been writing songs for the stars forever and a day.

Let's see how long this limelight lasts with their faces, If I were Akon (they're on the Konvict label) I would be beating them back into their cages. 

Lord forgive me for telling the truth. 

Looking at them makes me wanna get some holy water and start speaking in tongues. 

The definition of TALENT.

If this doesn't put some sugar and sunshine in your life I don't know what will.

Neeext.

Alright. First things first. I've tried to overlook this nonsense about the Amy Winehouse so called 'racist' video but I've found that since people just won't shut up about this nonsense I gotta have my say. 

WHYYYYYY are any of you surprised? Have you seen the photos? Have you seen her husband? You're all acting as if this is anything new, and the so called shocking pictures NOTW has of her are the safest ones of the bitch I've ever seen. Does no one remember her walking around London with nothing but jeans and a bra on?Come off it people. 

And in regards to the 'shocking' racist shit? You all know you've had your 'going to hell for this shit' racist moments. LORD KNOOOWS I have. In fact I do everything single time I go to get my nails done. I won't even lie to you on that. So please ladies and gentlemen, please excuse this mess. It's Amy mother fucking Winehouse. Point Blank Period. 

And in other news...Naomi Campbell wants a mother-fucking baby. 

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It's alright, I'll give you a minute. 

I don't even have anything witty to say to that, because when I utter the words Naomi Campbell pregnant I think of the apocalypse and Godzilla with a cellphone or worse a pair of 7 inch Dolce and Gabbana platform heels. I can't hate her though, she's the fiercest bitch in the world. But she is crazy, she is a good solid amount of crazy and I am just not sure if the PA's, Airports and major cellphone carriers will be able to handle her with a bun in the oven. 

That's all I'm saying. 

You know she's only 30 something? Does anyone else feel like she's ancient? I always see her as 50, because it makes her that much fiercer. 

-Cheryl. 

New Ish: When i grow up

Pussycat Dolls, a group that has had a long time
run with success. More group member changes than we actually know.
Fresh number one hits.
a jr group-see girlicious.
and a new single: "When i grow up"
Press Play

P R E S S P L A Y


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And here I thought I was done for the day.

You all already understand how I feel about Pharrell Williams and anything he touches and or defecates on. 

Madonna is freaking me out though I won't even lie. Where did all her freshness come from? This bitch is OLD. 

Get that paper boo boo. 

Hustle and respect it. 

-Cheryl

Well ain't that about a quarter nickel.

I have to say something before I have a titty attack about the sexiness of this man in this here video.

I believed...

I firmly believed...

I firmly believed that Lloyd looked like Osama Bin Laden. I would swear it up and down and spit on anyone who dared call the little bastard sexy but god damn it this boy has HAIR. Now if you don't know how much of a sucker I am for some nice looking maybe weave locks now you know.

Did you see how shiny and gorgeous is hair was? Did you see how it was flowing? Listen I don't care about the song point blank period but he can run those locks all over my life!!!!

I am telling you that if I ever run into this man with no braids...

IT.IS.OVER.

Thank you and goodnight.

-Cheryl.